Posted 53 minutes ago

dreadpiratekhan:

agentotter:

gtpomella:

jameshabermann:

killerdls:

thenimbus:

Made me cringe

Nice Guy Gamer

Friendly reminder to avoid any dude who proudly describes themselves as a “gamer.”

I am so sorry women have to go through this shit.

This is exactly why, if you’re trying the online dating site thing, I seriously recommend waiting at least a few days before answering any message. Last time I tried OKCupid, probably 80% of the guys who contacted me would devolve into this kind of behavior pretty quickly if I didn’t answer their message right away. Like you can get them to wave a “I’m an awful person stay the fuck away from me” flag all on their own without lifting a finger. It’s amazing.

Yes - gamer or not, see how a guy acts with a day or two’s space. I’ve gotten messages that went from “hello beautiful” to “fuck you whore” in less than three hours’ time.

Posted 1 day ago

vivzie-pop:

theotherwesley:

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like



DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

reblogging cause this seems strangely accurate

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 2 days ago

babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you 

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Posted 2 days ago
Posted 3 days ago
youre-my-boi-micool:

rooster-tumble:

If this isn’t your favourite picture of Jack, then your lying.


I see you’re Jack with dog and raise you Jack with nuggets. 

youre-my-boi-micool:

rooster-tumble:

If this isn’t your favourite picture of Jack, then your lying.

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I see you’re Jack with dog and raise you Jack with nuggets. 

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

vinegod:

Dad Jokes: They’re So Legit Now 👨 by Thomas Sanders

Posted 3 days ago

lessonsinorgasmicblowjobsessions:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Photos like this remind me of

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus)

Posted 3 days ago

yuusane:

Makoto CN: Itsuki

Haruka CN: Kery

Posted 5 days ago

nowhiteflags:

dickmark:

dickmark:

NIKOLA TESLA IS SUPER ADORABLE HE’S JUST WANDERING AROUND AND HIDING UNDER THINGS I’M GONNA SQUEAL

I should probably specify that Nikola Tesla is a cat and Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is not wandering around my house hiding under things because he is dead

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Didn’t catch that last part, sorry.

(Source: aphruotsi)

Posted 5 days ago

sophisticated-stoner:

dude the actual voice of mario is going around with little mario dolls and making vines why has nobody seen this?!?!?!

Posted 5 days ago

queans:

I’ve had the question pop up a couple times asking how I colour, unfortunately I only have the process of a 2012 piece D: I still pretty much use this process now so it still applies lol. Apologies for the copious amount of spelling/grammatical mistakes <: B

Sidenote: check out skoptsy<3 she is the queen of values<3 *A * and needs all zee love <3

Posted 5 days ago
howtonotsuckatgamedesign:

evora-eriu-mclaggen:

x There. I was too weak to color it. Guess I just wanted to share it too much…

DAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNN!

howtonotsuckatgamedesign:

evora-eriu-mclaggen:

x There. I was too weak to color it. Guess I just wanted to share it too much…

DAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNN!

Posted 1 week ago